UNBELIEVABLE?!
Catchy Monkey Productions
Presents stand-up comedy at the fringe!

HE'S DEAD, SHE'S CALLED 'FISHY FANNY' AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!!

How do I come to terms with being a murderer!!!
HOW?!?!?! Someone tell me?!

Stand-up comedian Scott Fitzgerald returns with a show about how accidentally chatting up an old flame, led him to believe that by some bizarre twist of fate, calling her 'fishy fanny', caused the death of a man in a car accident. In order to work out logically how to prevent this happening again, he enlists the help of retired maths teacher Annie Crabtree, who as luck would have it, turns out to be a murderer as well. Scottie and Annie then attempt to draw solace from major figures in history who have also ……. accidentally murdered people!

"I only called her 'fishy fanny' in the vain hope that she'd let me smell it, just once!!!! (If nothing else, to prove me wrong) I didn't think it would end in death!!!"

"We were fourteen!!! - her hormones gave her breasts - and mine produced an over active wanker gland that even to this day, bares more fruit than any brain cell I've ever gained or lost!!"

"And Mrs. Crabtree; poor Mrs. Crabtree ….. she only let 'Patch' out for a piss cause she felt watching her go a bit 'squiffy' over Noel Edmonds of a teatime was a little ….... embarrassing ….… SHE DIDN'T PAY THAT LAND ROVER DISCOVERY TO RUN OVER HIS FACE!!! Even though, she kind of knew it was going to happen anyway"

UNBELIEVABLE?!. . . . . Improbable maybe, but nothings unbelievable.

Cast and Crew
Producers: Scott Fitzgerald and Tom Wakeham
Venue Manager: Dave Roxburgh

UNBELIEVABLE?! @ Venue 13
Aug 1st - 24th . 7pm. £8 (£5 conc.)
(nb. Previews: £3 NO SHOW MONDAY 11TH AUG)

To book tickets call Venue13 Box Office on 07074 201313 (Only open throughout August) or click the link below.